Just Breathe

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

beyourself711:

Katie on my dash 💁

beyourself711:

Katie on my dash 💁

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

jaynesworld:

pingabroo:

stickswithyourheart:

luvwhouluv:

I love this because its not a typical porn scene with two naked blondes with makeup, its a typical lesbian couple with some clothes one, but still eating that pussy right, not for the satisfaction of a guy, but for the woman she is pleasing.

perfect

😍

Reblogging for the comment, cuz yeah!

jaynesworld:

pingabroo:

stickswithyourheart:

luvwhouluv:

I love this because its not a typical porn scene with two naked blondes with makeup, its a typical lesbian couple with some clothes one, but still eating that pussy right, not for the satisfaction of a guy, but for the woman she is pleasing.

perfect

😍

Reblogging for the comment, cuz yeah!

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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2-spook:

Just in case