How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Katie on my dash 💁
How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
I love this because its not a typical porn scene with two naked blondes with makeup, its a typical lesbian couple with some clothes one, but still eating that pussy right, not for the satisfaction of a guy, but for the woman she is pleasing.
Reblogging for the comment, cuz yeah!
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Just in case