Just Breathe

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

image

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

noboofs:

notmysecret:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT 50 OF THEM


😍

noboofs:

notmysecret:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT 50 OF THEM

😍

kingsxoqueens: