My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
me as a teacher